Let's be grown-ups today. Pay attention. First, a dash of politics. We'll watch the inestimable and very louche Englishman abroad Ben Hammersley's newly posted, full-length report for the BBC, about the struggle between Islam and secularism in Turkey during the run-up to the general election in July.
Subsequently, a soupcon of religion. Thou shalt study this (from Russell's Teapot by Chaz Braman).
Hitchcock Blonde, reporting from real world issues. Normal service resumes tomorrow from the front line of dresses, vegetables and make-believe.